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You understand money… and you’re still broke.
Yeah. That’s the joke.
This hoodie is for the ones who budget, plan, calculate…
and still somehow end up checking their account like it betrayed them.
Minimal on the front. Loud on the back.
Because not everyone needs to know… until they do.
Details:
• Premium heavyweight hoodie
• Soft cotton face for a smooth, clean look
• Comfortable fit for everyday wear
• Built for layering or lounging
• Durable print that holds up over time
Material & Fit:
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz
• Regular fit (size up for oversized look)
• Under 5% shrinkage
Shipping:
• Made to order
• Ships in 3–7business days
Financially Aware Still Broke Hoodie
$54.99
Yeah. That’s the joke.
This hoodie is for the ones who budget, plan, calculate…
and still somehow end up checking their account like it betrayed them.
Minimal on the front. Loud on the back.
Because not everyone needs to know… until they do.
Details:
• Premium heavyweight hoodie
• Soft cotton face for a smooth, clean look
• Comfortable fit for everyday wear
• Built for layering or lounging
• Durable print that holds up over time
Material & Fit:
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz
• Regular fit (size up for oversized look)
• Under 5% shrinkage
Shipping:
• Made to order
• Ships in 3–7business days
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-62 |